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Matthew 2:13-23

It must be hard to get a good night’s sleep when angels keep showing up in your dreams.

 

 

Peace and Joy,


James Wetzstein, creator Agnus Day

 

First Sunday of Christmas

 December 30, 2007

 

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Going the wrong way in the "Advent Rush"


While a man had gone out driving to do some Christmas shopping, his wife had been watching TV when she heard the announcer say, "Be very careful and watch driving on I-35 today, there is a motorist driving the wrong way"! His wife got hold of him on the cell phone to warn him, and his reply was: "You're telling me, there are hundreds of them here"!
 

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“Because they refused to ask for directions. That’s why the wise men had to follow a star for 12 days.”

 

 

More smiles in The Lutheran®  'Light Side'   - January, 2008

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